Gin e Voddy

Vodka: Uwa!!! What the hell is this?! (Flammable trash)

Gin: Ah, it’s chocolate. I got them from Valentine’s.
Vodka: How horrible!!!

Vodka: Oh, this is such a waste. At least consider their feelings.
Gin: For your information, they’re all from men.

Vodka: We don’t know what’s in them. *tie* Gin: That’s true. (sigh)

Gin: So today is setsubun……futomaki…

Gin: Vodka, stand east-northea-
Vodka: I already bought it.
Gin: Oh.

Vodka: Aniki, you say that you love me but you probably have several men you say it to!
Tried to trick him into revealing the truth.

Gin: I-…It’s just you…Yeah. (Damn it, he hit it on the mark!!!)

Question: Why are you two going out?

Vodka: No…well, look…Isn’t his back authority strong?

Gin: Hm? Ahh…Vodka? Taking care of my sexual desire. He’s huge.

Gin: A-…A kiss! A kiss!
Vodka: What?!
Gin: Do it right here right now! A passionate one!
Vodka: Whaaaa?

Gin: H-hurry up and do it or else we’ll be exposed! Look…
Vodka: Eh…ah…wai-. Umm! I really can’t find a particular reason to give a passionate one!

Vodka: Besides, I find it strange. And this will expose us-
Gin: Ah~ you’re so noisy! Shut up!!
*buchuu~* (Kissing noise)
Vodka: nbu!!

Target: Wow…! There are really tall women in this world…

Gin: Vodka.

Vodka: I’m sorry, this is my kid. *It must have been from that time…*
Vermouth: How do you explain him coming out right away? Also, stop making such happy expressions on your face.

Gin: Vodka.

Gin: Turn around, spin, and say “wan wan-o”.

Vodka: (turns)

Vodka: Wa. Wan wan-o.